I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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