what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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