I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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