Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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