why didn't you poke me back
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
