This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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