Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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