Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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