your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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