you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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