You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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