i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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