Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
