is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I want a musical about memes.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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