office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he fucked my hip out of place.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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