Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i drank out of a bidet.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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