nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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