you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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