I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You don't make any sense
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