Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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