at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Need sex. Gaining weight.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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