I wannas sexs uuuuu
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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