i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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