yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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