Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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