dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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