He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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