I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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