The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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