You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
