So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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