im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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