On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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