I don't think brook has ever known best
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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