I can text with my tongue
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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