where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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