I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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