I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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