so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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