i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
