yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think my vagina is haunted
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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