No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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