is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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