what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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