you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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