One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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