I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
