Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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