love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think people are normalizing furries
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
