chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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